Call in the Patty Wagons !!!
All these stories are "great" & brought a ton of memories...This is a great thread.
If this is bad, it's OK to delete it, I'll be considerate to youngsters...Back in the 80's I was in this cover rock band, we were the most popular band around & drew 2,000 people at some clubs for a cover band... anyway..
We used to do that popular "Doors" song ..."LA Woman""....not sure of the real words but remember when that song came down & Morrison would repeat a few times this line over & over & then the loud chorus would come in..maybe our words will refresh your memory to the real words..
we changed the word to ...Give up your blouse...give up your blouse...then blast with "SHOW YOUR T***IES and our following always flashed us...it was great...now onto the real story that shut down the club..
We were at the club playing & this really beautiful blond girl in a mini skirt jumped on stage & started dancing with our singer, the guys in the club loved watching her, she was really pretty, anyway...our singer calls that Doors song.
When that part comes up, he was singing right to her while she was onstage dancing ...give up your blouse....give up your Blouse...."SHOW YOUR T***IES and instead of lifting her shirt like everyone else...she lifted her skirt & funny enough had "NO" underwear on....needless to say the guys in the club loved it...
Now the song ends & we go into another tune while she steps off the stage, her handsome 230 lb. College Football QB cold cocks her straight in the nose & broke it in 50 places...Blood went everywhere...the crowd went crazy and all attacked him & his friends....there was a brawl of about 30 guys all around the stage...
We stopped playing of course & 1 of our roadies grabbed one of my cymbal stands & stood at the edge of the stage hitting anyone that came close to us or our gear...then the Patty Wagons & State Police showed up & platic tied 30 guys & arrested them & shut down the club...we were never asked back....that was our 2nd bad incident...the 1st one brought us to court....
Delete if this is too muchh...its OK, Ill understand completely
Lee  |