only people from Australia would understand this:
"A Crocodile came up, ripped my guts out! Bit me into parts/pieces, and even my legs went that way, and even my head went that way!"
naah actually my craziest concert experience was that we where at a local 'Battle of the Bands' and there was a guy in the front who i think that was high on drugs, and he just started screaming for absolutely no reason, and then this massive guy came up and gave him a bear hug to calm him down. he passed out in the guys arms, then threw up. after a while we saw him again and he screamed again and nearly tackled me, but turns out he wasnt high that time, just jokin. BTW the reason he screamed the first time was because he thought he saw a bird fly out the drumkit RISLMAO!!
