I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be putting this here, but I'll take a stab at it.
Ladies and gentlemen. Girls and boys. Percussionists and Parradidlians!! Roll up for this chance of a lifetime experience to determine which of these ferocious mylar sluggers will take away the title of Drummsetconnects,
MOST METAL DRUMMER!!!
In the black corner, weighing in with 7 shells, 7 cymbals and more hardware than Bill Gates' garage.
SKINSLAPPER!!!! (applause)
And in the black corner, the man who proves size doesn't matter, the furer of bloodcore, the stamper from Tampa, the marauder from Florida, give it up for
LASTDITCH!!!! (equal applause)
One will walk away triumphant, an undisputed king of percussive filth, the other left to wander the earth as a limp-wristed, fraction of a time-keeper.
Be tuned to this exact thread after tuesday the 15th of August to register your opinion in this prestigious event.
Who will be victorious? Who will be disastrous? One thing is for certain my fellow head bangers.
There'll be blood on the drum rise on Tuesday!!