what if you soak your sticks in gasoline and light em up when you start playing
seriously though, you could put hoses over your stands and then instead of welding a sprinkler head onto the wingnut, you could weld a small hose nozzle on. it might get in the way, but it would be cool.
also, you could sew some hoses together so that they would split three ways at the bottom of the stand and if you wanted to, and could figure out the means, you could have the stands standing on hose nozzles, each stand leg sitting on top of one nozzle at the end of each hose.
the threeway hose split would be enough, but the nozzles would be really hard to make with the stand staying sturdy.
i am very surprised that i have now thought of something like this in my life, i never would have expected to. thank you.
good luck, i wanna see pictures when youre done

crazy idea man.