[Pyrochazm]

I had to do this... sorry.

Long ago in...oompa loompa land four tall midgets were playing basketball and eating KFC. Then along came Hanna Montana tourbus running them over three times each; ruining the chicken. They don't like Hanna's tourbus cuisine because it SUCKS! It's all grits and other nasty noodley, wiggly, wobbly wormy, verminesque, hogswaller. They like Korn They do however easily transform themselves Into stinky otters in search of the holy drum; the heart of the evil leader. Cut it out because chicken pie and evil heart Don't mix well. Voodoo drums pound while lennon eats his cheese fumunda while the beat goes footoomsh footoomsh and the anaconda strangles Dtxtreme mercilessly but without effect. Suddenly Brazillians arrived, without Juan Valdez who crushed M&M's using their eyelids and jack hammers, bringing total blindness to lame aliens; slaves of Brazil. Then Buzz Lightyear revved the cropduster and said "WHAT?" the ---- are you doing with those inexpensive marching sticks and those loofa sponge gourds? I think it's the chicken bones up his what? Blue Man Group became angry and very very violent. "Stop!" One said, while kicking some and beheading others "Give me the ketchup and mustard; I need to squirt some hotdogs and my eyeballs are loose today because of jerks inside my skull." What a moron becomes is a man under pressure. I mean woman. No you don't. Already did it. Venom is psychotic but I cant find her medication. Everyone told me to watch out for the drool splashing off her patent leather shoes. She dodged rehab choosing to live and be free. She learned drums and the Obo and the hobo way of life. His hair is Oops, HER hair Oops...my b her bad hair is now AWESOME! ... but fell out and her b DTX is mean used your words Didn't make sense! O.m.g!!!!!!!! Why do waffles become retarded drummers? The nuns said bop du bop got any pop? They said stop! So how about you and me go to India and ride elephants in the market while juggling icy monkey tail popsicles in the wind While also not missing a beat? California gangsta raw oysters taste great! Only on Thursdays! The legendary Mountain-Lion-Baby played in the McDonald's playground then where it gobbled up every swingset and the arches. Nobody likes McDonalds. A drum can do backflips without a lace parasol. But they can't immanetize the eschaton Because they are not girly men but instead, slow
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