The corrupt a wish game

xxvenom13xx · #**181** (**permalink**) 08-27-2010, 05:37 AM

Wish granted, but now you're a drunk...and I have to end up bailing your punk ass out of jail again, this time for indecent exposure at a McDonalds at 3 in the a.m. Sick sick sick.

I wish that I had an energy drink.

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #**182** (**permalink**) 08-27-2010, 01:52 PM

Here, have some of my rum. No, not that much! Well, you've got energy all right, but now you drove your car through your garage wall and down the stairs into your basement, demolishing your drums. I can't tell you how sorry I am.

I wish October 2 was here so I could go on vacation.

xxvenom13xx · #**183** (**permalink**) 09-06-2010, 06:13 AM

Wish granted, you came to watch Wake Forest play against Florida State! But that's not where you were headed, was it?

I wish that my tattoo didn't itch so bad!

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #**184** (**permalink**) 09-06-2010, 02:44 PM

Granted, but we had to remove your (body part) to do it. Hope you don't miss it.

I wish my shoulders weren't so sore from my 40-mile bike ride.

butter · #**185** (**permalink**) 09-06-2010, 06:28 PM

Wish granted. Your shoulderS are not sore anymore, all soreness has gone into one shoulder, so now only that shoulder is sore. You are in twice the agony in half the area. Sorry.

Whats your tattoo of, Venom?

I wish I could go to 4th century Europe.

xxvenom13xx · #**186** (**permalink**) 09-07-2010, 12:25 PM

Wish granted, you go to 4th century Europe, where you are killed by the Roman emperor Constantine I just because he wanted to.

(My tatt is something I drew...if you want to see it you can email or skype me.)

I wish I was a spy(: Sneaky sneaky.

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #**187** (**permalink**) 09-07-2010, 01:25 PM

Constantine was a devout Christian and would not have acted out of such motivation.

You are a spy, and danger lurks round every corner. You meet James Bond and fall in love, become his chick, and are not a spy anymore.

I hope I do well in my 100-mile bicycle ride this Sunday.

butter · #**188** (**permalink**) 09-07-2010, 05:40 PM

How is that corrupting a wish, DTX? What chick would take being a spy over being James Bond's chick?

Wish granted, you do so well that you can't stop, you bike till you die at mile 101.

I wish class was over.

xxvenom13xx · #**189** (**permalink**) 09-07-2010, 09:57 PM

(My wish corrupting was ironic, DTX! At least I got a good "corruption" from you; more like a win-win situation! Grazie!)

Wish granted, now you go to another class! Hurry up, you only have five minutes to get there boy. Run along now.

I wish that someone off of here would skype me something totally random and stupid so that I'm not sitting here bored looking at this book that's totally devouring my eyes! Ah!

Just kidding...I wish that I wasn't a fail.

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #**190** (**permalink**) 09-07-2010, 11:20 PM

No book can devour your eyes when you're wearing those glasses.

You're not a fail. SNAP OUT OF IT! Except for your Achilles tendons.

I rode 40 miles today and felt pooped. How am I going to ride 100 on Sunday? I wish I had a
Commando Cody jetpack!