[Buddy]

Granted, but after lifes gonna suck 10 times worse.

I wish I had a decent band

[Paulo]

Originally Posted by Buddy

I wish I had a decent band

Here's 5 to choose from.




I wish I was smarter than a 5th grader.

[Der Trommler]

BAM! You are now smarter than a 5th grader (which includes all of the U.S. Congress), but you will have to use adult diapers too.

I wish I could jump Sandra Bullock's bones.

[Tainojim]

GRANTED since she's going through a divorce at the moment. Now's your opportunity.

I wish I had no back pain and 20 years younger.

[Buddy]

GRANTED! Your a hooker, Just neck pains

I wish I owned a bear

[Infero Exicution]

wish granted. It's a grizzly and has been starved for days.


I wish my house was made of glass.

[dtxtremeiiispecial]

Granted. Since Thursday's volcanic eruption your house is not only buried under but is also comprised of 95% obsidian -- volcanic glass.

I wish I had ten irrevocable wishes.

[butter]

wish granted, xtreme. you have ten irrevocable wishes, but you must use them all the way i tell you to

i wish the AP biology exam i have on monday will be easy enough that i will ace it and get a 5.

[Infero Exicution]

Granted, but the exam doesn't count toward anything and means nothing.
it is also 200 pages long.


I wish I had a plate of fried chicken.

[Tainojim]

Granted, but you don't get the wish bone.

I wish my brother in law would shut the hell up. He's such a cry baby. Whaa-Whaa