[dtxtremeiiispecial]

You can drill through glass with your thoughts -- you just don't know how. You need to see the Great Kreskin for lessons, and given the cost, you will need to sell that new drumset.

I wish I felt at ease in any social situation.

[Pyrochazm]

Granted, but every situation you get into from now on involves millions of screaming n
'sync fans.

I wish my house was paid off

[butter]

Wish granted. You meet a mysterious stranger named Harlequin who lends you the money, but you have to smuggle a 2 ton load of illegal substances across the border for it, and while doing so, you are caught by border patrol and land in jail. Your house is paid off. Too bad you're in jail avoiding gang members and can't enjoy your home.

I wish I had eaten waffles this morning instead of muffins.