The corrupt a wish game

**skinslapper** · #21 (**permalink**) 05-08-2010, 11:25 PM

Granted but now he can't tell you that his check from his deceased Nigerian unlce finally came through and he was going to give you half.

I wish my wife was a nymphomaniac.

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #22 (**permalink**) 05-08-2010, 11:35 PM

Granted, but your drums will be used exclusively as sex toys from this point on.

I wish I could see Noreen.

**skinslapper** · #23 (**permalink**) 05-09-2010, 12:32 AM

Granted she has become frozen in a painting for all eternity.

I wish I had a paiste endorsement.

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #24 (**permalink**) 05-09-2010, 12:36 AM

Granted, but you look ridiculous on stage spinning those pasties off your nipples.

I wish I was frozen in that painting with Noreen.

**Tainojim** · #25 (**permalink**) 05-09-2010, 02:41 AM

Granted, but you'll be stiff forever then you'll have to see a doctor from the frost bite.

I wish all the rest a Happy Mother's Day and have 7 bald headed babies with mustaches as grand children

As for me I wish I didn't have to shave my old laddie's back.

**skinslapper** · #26 (**permalink**) 05-09-2010, 08:49 PM

Granted. You now have an old lady with a hairy back.

I wish I had a better paying job.

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #27 (**permalink**) 05-09-2010, 09:00 PM

Granted. You are now the top BP executive charged with cleaning up the oil leaks in the Gulf of Mexico and also charged with negligence.

I wish Noreen was my pregnant wife.

**Tainojim** · #28 (**permalink**) 05-09-2010, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinslapper

Granted. You now have an old lady with a hairy back.

I wish I had a better paying job.

Old Laddie is our dog.

Bow-Wow Skinslapper.

Poof, there's a condom picket line right outside your nearest drug store. It'll be months before that strike or stork is over.

I wish I had a $1,000,000 boat.

**dtxtremeiiispecial** · #29 (**permalink**) 05-09-2010, 09:34 PM

Granted. You now own a $1,000,000 Swarovski Crystal Canoe in a bottle.

By the way, if there was a strike on the condom factory, it would be easier to get Noreen pregnant, not more difficult.

I want the Forest Service jurisdiction terminated from Munising, Michigan, and Grand Island in Lake Superior.