[dtxtremeiiispecial]

Granted. Since soda no longer exists, all the water used in making soda has been funneled into the Gulf of Mexico, making the oil spill problem there negligible. However, all butter can afford to drink is soda seconds (flat -- no fizz), so that's what he's stuck with, meal after meal after meal.

butter, no, my girl friends just called it a Viper.

I want to see John Bonham's drumsticks, the ones he called "trees."

[xxvenom13xx]

Wish granted, but you had to die and go to drum heaven to see them, and when he saw you looking at them you went to drum hell.

I wish I had come up with a better comeback in the above statement.

[Tainojim]

Originally Posted by xxvenom13xx

Wish granted, but you had to die and go to drum heaven to see them, and when he saw you looking at them you went to drum hell.

I wish I had come up with a better comeback in the above statement.

Granted: How about sticking out of his head like horns.

I wish I had a better set of wheels.

[dtxtremeiiispecial]

You did good, Sweet v.

Granted, here's a Matchbox Ford Pinto.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

[Tainojim]

Granted, but you keep forgetting to take off those Clark Kent eye glasses and keep smashing into buildings.

I wish I could live in the mountains buy my wife is such a city girl.

[dtxtremeiiispecial]

Granted. Move to Denver. (Your wife, however, in a sudden turn, left you, joined the Amish, and now does leatherwork on old buggies.)

I wish I had a large enough basement so that I could set up three drumsets and a monster sound system.

[butter]

Granted, Xtreme. The only problem now is, there is no door to get into your drum room since you forgot to build one. If you try to break your way through, you will damage your drums since the room barely contains them.

I wish I had a unicycle.

[dtxtremeiiispecial]

Now, wait a minute, butter. I could buy inflatable drums, bring them in through the window, and then board myself up in there because I don't care if I never come out!

Granted, butter. You have a unicycle, but your landmark case of hemmorhoids, which was written up in all the medical journals, prevents you from using it.

I wish I could win over a venomous heart.

[butter]

Granted, Xtreme, but you can't enjoy it because you were arrested and jailed with no parole for a 40 year sentence. Have fun in prison!!

I wish I could have some inflatable drums... They sound like they would totally work

[dtxtremeiiispecial]

Granted. You're a hit playing at pool parties with the drums in the pool. But only for a month, because then the seams start to leak, and the warranty runs out. And your bass drum gets stuck in the pool's drain. Besides, your insistence on using metal sticks led to lots of interruptions and delays.

I wish I were up on Lake Superior right now cruising the Pictured Rock National Lakeshore in my boat.