The corrupt a wish game

butter · #1 (**permalink**) 05-05-2010, 12:47 AM

hey all.

sorry, but ive been dabbling in other forums lately

things have just gotten a bit slow here, so i went to find some other places to talk drums... but dont worry, im still here

im totally loyal.

anyway, this is something i saw on another forum, and i thought i might as well give it a try here. ill be posting some more stuff like this that i have stolen, but here goes.

this is how it works...

person 1:
i wish i could go to sleep easier.

person 2:
granted, but you can only sleep for intervals of 2 seconds at a time.

i wish i had a million dollars.

person 3:
granted, you have a million monopoly dollars and when you try to spend it, you are arrested and make some... interesting friends in jail.

and so on...

ill get this started,

l wish i could get tickets to go see the scorpions.

Pinkon · #2 (**permalink**) 05-05-2010, 10:47 AM

I don´t know if I got it right but here I go.

Granted; you will get your tickets to see them, but when you get to the place you realize that all you are going to see is a poster of the band.

butter · #3 (**permalink**) 05-05-2010, 07:07 PM

o man... that really sucks

you got it right, but you have to make a wish at the end of your post so that somebody else can corrupt it and keep the thread going

Buddy · #4 (**permalink**) 05-05-2010, 07:25 PM

haha thats good. Since he hasen't posted anything new I'll throw out a wish

I wish I could see out of both my eyes again

Infero Exicution · #5 (**permalink**) 05-06-2010, 06:49 PM

Wish granted. you are now color blind. You can only see purple.

I wish I could eat some Special K chocolate delight ceareel.
(I also wish i knew how to spell.)

**Der Trommler** · #6 (**permalink**) 05-06-2010, 07:10 PM

Special K Chocolate Delight Cereal is really just dried rabbit droppings!

I wish I had millions of dollars.

**skinslapper** · #7 (**permalink**) 05-06-2010, 07:43 PM

Granted, but you'll lose it all in the next stock market crash happening in three days along with any exsisting money. You'll be a homeless bum wandering the streets lugging your DW's around with a sign around your neck reading "will bang for food".

I wish I had a better car.

Infero Exicution · #8 (**permalink**) 05-06-2010, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Trommler

Special K Chocolate Delight Cereal is really just dried rabbit droppings!

Does anyone else have a bad taste in their mouth?

Wish granted, it's a toyota with a bad gas pedal.

I wish I was famous.

**Der Trommler** · #9 (**permalink**) 05-06-2010, 09:56 PM

Great stuff IE!

Poof you are famous!...because you were on YouTube crashing YOUR Toyota into the Ford Motor Company building!

Wish I was a bass player. (OK thats totally not true)