You know.. you gotta take the whole naming thing less seriously. Here's some suggestions, just off the top of my head...
80 layer cake
wicked pickle
cocky chili dancers
big stick, bad hair
floating somethings
hat rack
attack
sinking ship
ohm's raw
sniff a midget
Have fun with it man! Just start throwing words together and eventually you'll end up with a few names that are off the wall, cool, and recognizable.