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Old 01-18-2006, 04:39 PM
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Old 01-20-2006, 10:07 AM
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Come on, anybody???
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Bassist....


What do you call someone who doesn't play a insturment but hangs out with a bunch of people that do......a drummer my bassist told me this one what a jerk.
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how do you know a drummer is knocking on your door?............it slows down... haha
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:11 AM
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How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

How do you know when the stage is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers's mouth.

Why does the drummer hate drum machines?
Those things always slow down.

What do you call a drummer without a girfriend?
Homeless.
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Haha I like that last one
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Re: Best Drummer Jokes


This post should be in the Drummers Introductions but I'm sure the moderators will move it to the appropriate thread.

Anyhow, welcome to the forum.
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Best Drummer Jokes


You guys are comming up with some good ones!
Let me try....
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb??
1. But you might need a few light bulbs after the drummer shatters them
from pretending they're drum sticks!
I no, i no, that was horrible. It took 2 seconds to think of.
don't ask me to make jokes ever again.
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What do you get if you cross a drummer with a gorilla?

A realy dumb f***ing gorilla!

Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes.
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